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( Here you will find Fatman X. Jones and his various musings on life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, fast cars, mechanical women, poignant moments of self-doubt and recovering resolve, love of fast food joints, Minecraft, an almost fanatical devotion to the fandoms he's a part of, and lots of orange-on-brown. )

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10/21/2014 04:12:43

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

(via antfish)

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10/21/2014 03:56:50

To prove a point to my mom, reblog this if you support gay marriage and you dont live in Canada.

(Source: meaninglessnothingg, via noneshalldefyme)

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10/20/2014 20:16:57

stopinthenameofhumanity:

cuteoctopi:

saskiahara:

witchmorrigan:

solaceon:

edgemaverick:

ctoons:

pandolantern:

malfunction54:

liroxiv:

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

Thank flying man

why do we thank flying man

So good stage hazards and items luck will come to us

thank flying man

stopinthenameofhumanity:

cuteoctopi:

saskiahara:

witchmorrigan:

solaceon:

edgemaverick:

ctoons:

pandolantern:

malfunction54:

liroxiv:

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

thank flying man

Thank flying man

why do we thank flying man

So good stage hazards and items luck will come to us

thank flying man

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10/20/2014 16:41:47

Lonk and Petch VS Link and Peach
IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

Lonk and Petch VS Link and Peach

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

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10/20/2014 16:13:35

LiTT: A Short Open Letter on GamerGate

I hate to say this, but if GamerGaters that are serious about reforming video game journalism have to stop using the GamerGate hashtag to be taken seriously, I believe that feminists should stop using the word feminism to describe their want for equality between men, women, and non-binary genders of all types and use “egalitarianism” instead.

Because if you’re saying “GamerGate” has negative connotations attached to it, I believe “Feminist” has equal negativity attached to it too.

At the end of the day, let’s all sit down and discuss our grievances in public forum like adults, settle our differences, come to a workable compromise and agreement between both sides, and then shut up and play videogames.

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10/20/2014 07:16:00

dynastylnoire:

mood-indie-go:

postracialcomments:

veryscaryghost:

postracialcomments:

When are folks gonna learn?

Home Depot, Mattoon IL, Manager Kevin L Weuve (I think this is right but check first, presumably he works where he lives) I can’t make an international call to Home Depot, but someone destroy his life

https://www.facebook.com/troy.gray.543?fref=ts

Address: 1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
He went to Mattoon High School so Im assuming that is his store
He also works at Rural King Supply…looks like theres more than one in the area

Why do people think it’s okay to do gross stuff like this is beside me. Like 😡

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

I’m normally against doxxing people, because it usually leads to serious invasion of their personal privacy, not to mention the act itself is mean-spirited in general, but yo this motherfucker needs his life ruined

(via noneshalldefyme)

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10/20/2014 07:13:50

ayellowbirds:

That time Jesus was mistaken for Yakuza.

You mean Christianity ISN’T a nicer, more upstanding mafia?

(Source: chopsueycinema, via antfish)

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10/20/2014 07:01:51

News 12's Luther Masingill Passes Away at Age 92

Luther started out as a radio host in 1940 and lived a wonderful 74-year career of helping people in the Chattanooga tri-state area. He is one of the most beloved television personalities of my local area and will solemnly be missed by all, for he was a truly kind and generous soul who lived a full, enriched life doing the right thing for all.

Luther, may your seat in Heaven be comfortable and your soul at ease.

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10/19/2014 20:39:38

nightshadezero:

I am neither Imperial nor Nord, neither Orc or Elf.

I am the last of my race.

The race of Jonathan Joestar.

i need this mod and skyrim

(via zitoisneato)

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10/19/2014 14:18:39

n-f-7:

believable-alibi:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.

I’ve had self defence training before and I’ve also taken part in mma, and I can say that this is very helpful, but not a fool proof plan, realistically you don’t want to have to come into physical contact with them at all, you don’t know what they have on them, so it’s a lot safer to run than to try this. Also you can’t predict what the attacker is going to do to try and stop you from doing this if you’ve started to fight back, the chances are, he’s got so much adrenaline running though him at this point that a knee to the balls (which might not even connect properly) would hardly phase him, making it impossible to carry on with the next moves. It’s a handy thing to know what you CAN do in these situations, but it’s always best to not do them because it only increases the risk of rape, or any other assault. Keep yourself safe and run before trying anything like this

n-f-7:

believable-alibi:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

My sister posted this on her FB, and my parents said it was offensive. SO FUCK THAT, I’M REBLOGGING THIS.

I’ve had self defence training before and I’ve also taken part in mma, and I can say that this is very helpful, but not a fool proof plan, realistically you don’t want to have to come into physical contact with them at all, you don’t know what they have on them, so it’s a lot safer to run than to try this. Also you can’t predict what the attacker is going to do to try and stop you from doing this if you’ve started to fight back, the chances are, he’s got so much adrenaline running though him at this point that a knee to the balls (which might not even connect properly) would hardly phase him, making it impossible to carry on with the next moves. It’s a handy thing to know what you CAN do in these situations, but it’s always best to not do them because it only increases the risk of rape, or any other assault.
Keep yourself safe and run before trying anything like this

(Source: think4yaself, via antfish)

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